Send in your funny/bizzare/rude or just plain stupid captions for the above image to dean@visualcandy.co.uk

Every caption received (one per person) will be posted on this page for all the world to see! The caption which makes us wet our pants the most will win a FREE t-shirt from our store with FREE shipping. The winner gets to choose any t-shirt.

The May competition closes on Saturday 31st May at midday GMT. The winner will be notified via email later that same day and the winners caption will be added to the image above and displayed on the previous winners pages.

"Here I am doing what I do best with a helmet in my hand." Tina Carr

"And this is how we'll drive YOU underground..." James Falvey

"Pleasure or pain to you DICK head!" David Devine

"Seems like I have been invaded by the army of midgets." Julie McGucken

"The British Governments decision to deploy 'Action Man' in Afghanistan is under serious review after The Pentagon release shocking images of the Talibans cruel treatment of their 'G.I.Joe's' in the field - parachutes being ripped mercilessly from their heads breaking all warranties." Johannah Carroll

"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!" Anthony Martin

"This is how we fight when we're short of ammo and don't want to waste a bullet." Judith Rachmani

"Now who is the Mean Green Killing Machine?" Lee Hancock

"On your head be it son!" Meg Charlish

"We're off to take over ladies day at Royal Ascot!" Ann Stimson

"At last, my new Subbuteo defender has arrived!" Karl Greenwood

"They forgot to warn him about the missing manhole cover." Ken Wilkinson

"Ahmed's 'US Marine puppet show' was a hit - particularly with the bloke who had his arm surgically replaced with an AK47." Ian Wood

"Osama, Osama!! Look what I found! Can I keep him...?" Hania Bania

"Afghanistan's CLUNKING FIST chancellor meets a british soldier while the other MP's look on." Darren Newman

"The winner of the 'Stand on the Box' competition is..." Yvonne Jarmen

"Just one more game of Scissors, Paper & Stone, then you can all go home." C Sharp

"Is the webcam working yet?" Alison Tripp

"Woolworths new line of Army Men surpassed all expectations." Sophy Billing

"Going, Going, GONE! OOPS! You'll need a spade now...he's sunk past his knees!" Tamara Boylin

"Do you want him grilled or roasted?" Margaretta Clark

"I love to play with my Action Man." Alan Culley

"Another tall story from Iraq!" Sarah Marriott-Lodge

"He's stood on an orange crate under that skirt!" Paul Ashworth

"The Taliban brought out their secret weapon. While the local freak show distracted the Americans, Taliban troops recaptured Kabul." Rachel Stevens

"Look at his GI Joe, looks so life like..." James Brooks

"One potato, two potato, three potato, four..." Kim Stubbings

"Abdullah The Ventriloquist was all set to try his luck on Opportunity Knocks." Ralph Wilkins

"The panel from the new show 'Afghanistan's Got Talent." Peter Cubbin

"Take the growth hormone in the left hand and slowly release it..." Anna Lomax