Welcome to the Visual Candy caption competition. Send in your bizarre,
funny or rude captions to:
dean@visualcandy.co.uk
Every caption received (one per person) will be posted on this page for
all the world to see. The caption which makes us wet our pants the most
will win a free t-shirt from our store with FREE WORLDWIDE shipping.
The winner gets to choose any t-shirt.
The September caption competition closes on Thursday 30th September.
The
winner
will be notified via email later that same day and the winners caption
will be added to the image above and displayed on the previous winners
pages.
"Dorothy and cast were
feeling the pressure backstage." Samantha Ripley
"Dishwasher broken!"
Martin
Richmond
Depp: "Which bloody hole
Alice? Burton will go ape again if I lose that hat!" Jo Carroll
"Gerald always found it so
embarrassing taking a pee during the Lady Gaga look-alike auditions."
Rob
Falconer
"We are ladies and like to do
ladies thing!" Marcus
Hickman
"Are Lady Gaga and her mate
taking the piss of what?!" Viv Sinnott
"I knew I should have worn
stockings instead of tights - I''ve just pissed all down my
legs." Ken
Wilkinson
"In a small Asian airport,
the badly translated, badly misspelled sign on the bathroom door reads
''Pews'' instead of ''Poos''" Judith Rachmani
"Geoff was pleased to
discover that he wasn''t the only one invited to the photo shoot for
CHIX-WITH-DIX magazine." Robert Hamilton
"Twisted Sister do pre-show
nerves!" Adam
Parker
"Keep looking at the wall,
keep looking at the wall..." Maria Gill
"Just grab it all up like a
scrunchie girl then think Niagara!" David Mullooly
"Bros have let themselves
go!" Nick
Proctor
Girl: "Why is that guy peeing
in the hand washing sink?" Lisa Day
"Dorothy thought the land of
Oz was much fancier than this!" Lisa Maguire
"Scary Beans." Misty1685
"A fanny thing happened on
the way to the ladies." Patricia Farrow
"Oh how we all want to be
Lady Gaga..." Gregory
Sinnott
"Alice began to wish the
Queen had chopped her head off!" Miss D Costello
"It was only a matter of time
before Jedward would go off the rails and do a George
Michael." Graham
McCarthy
"It''s a bit of a drag playing
the ugly sisters in Looe." Gilly Johns
"After 2 rounds of ''Stig does
Dorothy'' he takes a piss! Only now does he realise why it was all anal
shots!" Kirsty
Webb
*Glancing over* "They sure
make those Shewees realistic these days!" Cheetnchads
"Ginger and Baby Spice do a
zigga zig arrrrr." Kevin
Morrell
"Scotsman gets a glimpse of
Lily Savages'' Lock Ness Monster." Hymoza