Welcome to our win a free t-shirt caption competition! Send in your bizarre, funny or rude captions to: dean@visualcandy.co.uk

Every caption received (one per person) will be posted on this page for all the world to see. The caption which makes us wet our pants the most will win a free t-shirt from our store with FREE WORLDWIDE shipping. The winner gets to choose any t-shirt.

The July competition closes on Friday 31st July. The winner will be notified via email later that same day and the winners caption will be added to the image above and displayed on the previous winners pages.

PLEASE NOTE: After the result is emailed to you at the end of each month we bin your email address from our servers. No further contact will be made from us. We do not forward any email addresses on to any 3rd parties.

"I was so embarrassed when I saw you had the same headband as me."  Martyn Cook

"Alien bounty hunter "Jani-Tor" (far right) sees his opportunity for a clean shot as his unsuspecting targets pose for an "Earth holiday snap."  Iain Sneddon

"Crime fear as latest Superheroes described as lacklustre!"  Mike Proctor

"God, I'm sooo embarrassed! We've got to pose with a GINGA..."  SkinnyInny

"Christian Bale's stand-ins for new Batman movie 'STORE WARS' is revealed."
Martin Richmond

"I know being an 'Extra' is a good way of making extra money, but are we going to take some stick when this is shown."  Sarah Arnett

"Do my man boobs look big in this?"  P Dragon

"Mammalian breasts are so overrated. They can't even see in the dark!"  Joe Perozzi

"The hunt for a new Snap, Crackle and Pop took a sinister turn..."  Chris Cox

"What the fuck was I thinking getting into this piece of shit let alone standing here for this photo!"  Mujahid Miah

"The Power Rangers confessed that they'd probably overdone it at the summer festivals."  Fiona Drinkell

"When photographers shouted 'Show us your nuts!' at the Sci Fi convention, it wasn't the response they imagined."  Neil Renton

"Yes, we ARE the children of Lady Gaga!"  John Joni Taylor

Boy: "And my mom and sister wonder why I can't get a girlfriend."  Marcy Strahan

"The Royal Family were less than pleased with their stylists idea for a new hip 21st century look."  Doug Barnes

"Watch out The Incredibles, the new family superheroes are here!!"  Tom Williams

"Why did I get the costume with boobs?"  Donna444444

"So which way for the Scientology convention?"  Beverley Kerry

"Madonna's boob suit finally gave up the ghost!"  Gary Summerfield

"Who's dumb idea was it to come down to Earth for our holiday?"  Tracey Moore

"The runners up in the London Olympics were totally fed up...John had forgotten to colour his hair white. What a let down."  JoJo Green

"You definitely can't read their poker faces but seriously only Lady GaGa can get away with those outfits."  Lisa Day

"Three men walk in to a convention..."  Siobhan Brown

"Gok Wan unveils new school uniform collection."  Chris Morris

"Battle of the Planets rages in shopping centre."  Paul Wharton

"Bring your kid to work day really backfired for the funeral directors this year..."  Caroline Eccles