Welcome to the Visual Candy caption competition. Send in your bizarre, funny or rude captions to: dean@visualcandy.co.uk

Every caption received (one per person) will be posted on this page for all the world to see. The caption which makes us wet our pants the most will win a free t-shirt from our store with FREE WORLDWIDE shipping. The winner gets to choose any t-shirt.

The September caption competition closes on Thursday 30th September. The winner will be notified via email later that same day and the winners caption will be added to the image above and displayed on the previous winners pages.

"Dorothy and cast were feeling the pressure backstage."  Samantha Ripley

"Dishwasher broken!"  Martin Richmond

Depp: "Which bloody hole Alice? Burton will go ape again if I lose that hat!"  Jo Carroll

"Gerald always found it so embarrassing taking a pee during the Lady Gaga look-alike auditions."  Rob Falconer

"We are ladies and like to do ladies thing!"  Marcus Hickman

"Are Lady Gaga and her mate taking the piss of what?!"  Viv Sinnott

"I knew I should have worn stockings instead of tights - I''ve just pissed all down my legs."  Ken Wilkinson

"In a small Asian airport, the badly translated, badly misspelled sign on the bathroom door reads ''Pews'' instead of ''Poos''"  Judith Rachmani

"Geoff was pleased to discover that he wasn''t the only one invited to the photo shoot for CHIX-WITH-DIX magazine."  Robert Hamilton

"Twisted Sister do pre-show nerves!"  Adam Parker

"Keep looking at the wall, keep looking at the wall..."  Maria Gill

"Just grab it all up like a scrunchie girl then think Niagara!"  David Mullooly

"Bros have let themselves go!"  Nick Proctor

Girl: "Why is that guy peeing in the hand washing sink?"  Lisa Day

"Dorothy thought the land of Oz was much fancier than this!"  Lisa Maguire

"Scary Beans."  Misty1685

"A fanny thing happened on the way to the ladies."  Patricia Farrow

"Oh how we all want to be Lady Gaga..."  Gregory Sinnott

"Alice began to wish the Queen had chopped her head off!"  Miss D Costello

"It was only a matter of time before Jedward would go off the rails and do a George Michael."  Graham McCarthy

"It''s a bit of a drag playing the ugly sisters in Looe."  Gilly Johns

"After 2 rounds of ''Stig does Dorothy'' he takes a piss! Only now does he realise why it was all anal shots!"  Kirsty Webb

*Glancing over* "They sure make those Shewees realistic these days!"  Cheetnchads

"Ginger and Baby Spice do a zigga zig arrrrr."  Kevin Morrell

"Scotsman gets a glimpse of Lily Savages'' Lock Ness Monster."  Hymoza