Welcome to the Visual Candy caption competition. Send in your bizarre, funny or rude captions to: dean@visualcandy.co.uk

Every caption received (one per person) will be posted on this page for all the world to see. The caption which makes us wet our pants the most will win a free t-shirt from our store with FREE WORLDWIDE shipping. The winner gets to choose any t-shirt.

The February caption competition closes on Friday 26th February. The winner will be notified via email later that same day and the winners caption will be added to the image above and displayed on the previous winners pages.

"Come on if you think you're 'hard' enough!"  Perry Sheldrick

"Alex Reid felt a bit silly at first, but Katie Price reassured him the wedding pictures would look good in OK magazine."  Neil Renton

"With each Valentine's Day Doris the village taxi driver grew increasingly alarmed at Nigel the vicar's unwelcome attempts to woo her."  Magic Surf Bus

"That looks like my rabbit in the headlights dear!"  Chris Morris

"The dreaded car rapist realised too late that his latest victim was a Toyota!" 
Martin Richmond

"Cracks show in the system as Scotty mistakingly beams Jim into the bog after hearing Kirk say he urgently needed to finish his 'Captain's Log!'"  Jo Carroll

"PC Smyth was becoming more and more eccentric while on solo late night speed trap duty!"  Doug Barnes

"Come back with that toilet paper you thieving bastard!"  Ken WIlkinson

"The oncoming car headlights scared the pants off Wilbert, but when he shouted "SHIT!!" the motorbike decided enough was enough."  Gill Torri

"Don't stop, Derek - I don't think he really is with the Police."  Rob Falconer

"Make sure you dip, don't dazzle; this applies to the car too."  John Haines

"Local exhibitionist tries out Levi's new hoverboard range."  Paul Bell

"James May rides world's first invisible motorbike."  Andy Hulme